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twocentslice:

Good for you bro.

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rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

mishasminions:

The Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division

Semantic shift in US Spanish?

spanishskulduggery:

fuckyeahmylanguage:

So, as a rising second semester senior, my options are to go to grad school or find a job. Come the end of last semester, I decided not to go to grad school (just yet) for the same reasons why I decided against staying in undergrad for a 5th year…

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

mclaughs:

I can almost hear the apathy in his voice.

lilly-joanna:

mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

image

there they are

thedrawbridgethatismypants:

tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

quoms:

looks like bhutan is on my shit list now. i have my eyes on you

whats that country next to canada thats red?

america

no next to, not under.

it’s Alaska, its a state in america

no i know what america is but whats that country next to canada though its on the side

YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ALASKA.

obesenigger:

tragic and messy

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

jackiefarrell:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom

gaywrites:

"How the Media Failed Women in 2013," courtesy of Miss Representation. This is mind-boggling and you must watch it right now.

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